Total Medals Earned: 931 (From 121 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,615 Points
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Medals Earned: 10/13 (130/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/19 (95/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (60/115 points)
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Kiss The Girl.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (330/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (180/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
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